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We’ve all come home from doctor visits only to be greeted by our family members wanting an answer to the same question: What did the doctor say?
But after years of experience, I’ve come to learn that what the doctor “says” and what the doctor “means” are completely different.
Chances are good we’ve all heard some of the following lines from our friendly neighborhood healthcare providers. See if any of these lines – and translations – sound familiar to you.
“I have some good news and some bad news.”
Translation: The good news is, I’m getting a new yacht; the bad news is, you’re paying for it!
“If it doesn’t clear up in a week or so, give me a call.”
Translation: I have no idea what it is, but maybe it will go away on its on.
“You might feel a little pressure.”
Translation: You will probably bite through your tongue and then pass out.
“This should be taken care of right away.”
Translation: This is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself!
“Let me check your medical history.”
Translation: I want to see if you’ve paid your last bill before I spend any more time on you.
“Go ahead and take your clothes off.”
Translation: I haven’t had a good laugh all day.
If only an apple really could keep them away….
Topics Illustrated Include:
Care
Doctor
Greed
Health
Help
Lost in Translation
Meaning
Medical
Money
Sick
Understanding
(Resource cataloged by David R Smith)
