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Let’s be honest. Christmas brings awesome gifts…but Christmas also brings gifts from your Aunt Agnes living in Finland. How do you handle the moment when you tear off the wrapping paper to discover a turtleneck that somehow survived the Cold War?
Here are the five best ways to express yourself in that moment.
5. “This is perfect for wearing around the basement.”
4. “Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.”
3. “If the dog buries it, I’ll be furious!”
2. “I love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.”
1. “I really don’t deserve this.”
Merry Christmas!
Resource’s Origin:
Mikey’s Funnies
Topics Illustrated Include:
Accident
Christmas
Disappointment
Family
Fire
Gifts
Holiday
Honesty
Presents
Sarcasm
(Resource cataloged by David R Smith)
