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Anesthesia. Doctors give it to us before surgery for two reasons. One, so we won’t feel any pain, and two, so we won’t hear what they’re saying about the actual operation.
Here are the top ten statements you never want said during your surgery.
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the janitor; tell him to bring a mop.
I wish I hadn’t forgotten my glasses.
Sterile, schmerile. The floor’s clean enough.
Wait a minute, if that’s his spleen, then what the heck is this?
Ah…geez. I just dropped my Rolex in here somewhere.
Hey, has anybody ever survived 500ml of this stuff?
What’s this doing here?
Hey, didn’t we have three scalpels when we started?
BoBo! Come back with that! Bad dog!
Doesn’t this list make you extremely thankful for the One we call the Great Physician?
Topics Illustrated Include:
Accident
Doctor
Health
Medical
Stupidity
Surgery
(Resource cataloged by David R Smith)
