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Edna, an elderly woman from East Texas, was pulled over by a highway patrolman for speeding. When the lawman arrived at her window, he asked the senior citizen for her license and registration. While retrieving both cards, the officer noticed she was in possession of a concealed carry permit.
“Ma’am, I see that you have a license to carry a gun. Do you have any weapons in the car with you today?”
“Yes sir,” responded little old Edna to the surprise of the patrolman.
Regaining his composure, the officer asked Edna to clarify what weapon she had in her possession. “Well, I’ve got a Glock 19 in my purse. There’s a Colt 45 in the center console, here. Over there in my glove box is a .357 Magnum. Oh, and in the trunk, I’ve got a Smith & Wesson AR-15 along with a 12 gauge shotgun.”
“Holy Cow, lady!” exclaimed the officer. “What are you so afraid of?”
The old lady looked him in the eye, winked, and said, “Not a dadgum thing!”
