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A sales rep, an administration clerk, and their boss were walking to lunch when they found an old, antique oil lamp. They picked it up, rubbed it, and behold, a genie came out in a cloud of smoke!
The genie said, “I only grant three wishes, so to keep it fair, I’ll give each of you one wish apiece.”
“Me first! Me first!” said the admin clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, tanning on a beach, without a care in the world.” Poof! She was gone.
Flabbergasted, the sales rep cried out, “Me next! Me next! I want to be in Hawaii, on my personal yacht, surrounded by women…with an endless supply of coconuts and pineapples.” Poof! He vanished.
“Okay, you’re next,” the genie said to the boss.
Without missing a beat, the boss said, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”
Topics Illustrated Include:
Boss
First/Last
Impatient
Jesus’ Teachings
Wishes
Work
(Resource cataloged by David R Smith)
