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Some say it’s called HIStory because of the influence men have had on culture and society. But can you imagine what our world would be like if it were totally ruled by men?
It might look something like this….
10. The TV remote would come with self-locating GPS satellite technology.
9. Tailgating would be an official Olympic Sport.
8. Nothing would come with “Some Assembly Required” warnings.
7. Valentine’s Day would be moved to February 29th, so it would only occur in leap years.
6. Garbage would take itself out.
5. Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said “You’re #1!”
4. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she’d appear in a little box in the corner of the screen – during a timeout.
3. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to “I love you.”
2. Abrams Tanks would be far easier to rent.
1. Oprah would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in history.
Topics Illustrated Include:
Culture
Father
Influence
Lifestyle
Men
Power
Relationship
Stupidity
World
(Resource cataloged by David R Smith)
